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ihaventgonecrazyyet:

They call me Cuban PeteI’m the king of the rhumba beatWhen I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
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greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

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stop scrolling. now.

sickeningg:

opkomstfout:

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

I needed this

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allhailcats:

heyywendy:

just-inlovewith-a-sexgod:

deceitfultrickery:

mind-the-neurogasm:


Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.

I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-


…Oh my god.



Reblogging again.

holy shit
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hallloween:

I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:

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and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:

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kiss-meyou-fool:

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luzure:

horan-wasted:

lickinglesbians:

obamasvagina:

FUCK

im straight

WHO ARE YOU WHATS YOUR NAME

UNF

julian schratter


sexy
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itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

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rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

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