Carlaaa. c:

dinosdinoseverywhere: hownaughtyofme: está bem, não como mais...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:25:38 -0400

hownaughtyofme:

está bem, não como mais rissóis de leitão. jesus… :’(

Look at that piglet! That’s one happy piglet right there…

ihaventgonecrazyyet: They call me Cuban PeteI’m the king of the...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:23:23 -0400

ihaventgonecrazyyet:

They call me Cuban Pete
I’m the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

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Mon, 06 May 2013 16:59:45 -0400

greekgogurt: do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:36:12 -0400

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

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Sat, 04 May 2013 23:31:52 -0400

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Thu, 02 May 2013 15:54:42 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 18:11:34 -0400

stop scrolling. now.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:03:23 -0400

sickeningg:

opkomstfout:

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

I needed this

allhailcats: heyywendy: just-inlovewith-a-sexgod: deceitfultri...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:41:28 -0400

allhailcats:

heyywendy:

just-inlovewith-a-sexgod:

deceitfultrickery:

mind-the-neurogasm:

Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.

I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-

…Oh my god.

Reblogging again.

holy shit

hallloween: I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this: and...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:15:36 -0400

hallloween:

I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:

and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:

kiss-meyou-fool: royalteens: luzure: horan-wasted: lickingles...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:18:24 -0400

kiss-meyou-fool:

royalteens:

luzure:

horan-wasted:

lickinglesbians:

obamasvagina:

FUCK

im straight

WHO ARE YOU WHATS YOUR NAME

UNF

julian schratter

sexy

-lostinthem00d: choosechoice: Dove hired a forensic artist to...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 07:57:44 -0400

-lostinthem00d:

choosechoice:

Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them - the results are moving.

omg i’m in tears

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:57:06 -0400

withprettywords: Apparently Colton is buffing up for...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:52:42 -0400

withprettywords:

Apparently Colton is buffing up for Arrow

Whoever sees this body and wants to change it, you are wrong

itspoonanjimarsha: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:37:52 -0400

itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

trustinq: invokes: self0bsession: kissmeok: OMG I just found...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 20:24:50 -0400

trustinq:

invokes:

self0bsession:

kissmeok:

OMG I just found the Hottest boy on tumblr and he’s single! <3

His link’s here

Addicted to his blog!!!

WTF hes so fricken HOT

damn baby where have you been my whole life :*

He looks like zayn malick <333 MY OVARIES!

This reminds me so much of my bestfriend and me

before-she-falls: fuckk-bitches-get-rupees: Copeland is so...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:15:43 -0400

before-she-falls:

fuckk-bitches-get-rupees:

Copeland is so lucky to have Kellin as her dad. He’s such a great father.

My best friend made this im so proud omg everyone reblog it.

baileybeansmith: for my two favorite people. this is more than...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:36:51 -0400

baileybeansmith:

for my two favorite people. this is more than true for both of you.

AWH ❤❤❤

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:35:23 -0400

If girls had a penis for a day:

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 09:33:34 -0400

countrytillthedayidie:

faceofboeherewego:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

No I’ll be more like :

OR

you forgot one

I CAN’T BREATHE

What even.

i tried to scroll.. i really really did ahahahaha